| Hoopty Words |

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| .....Promiscuaterry |

| .....Goad |


| .....Pumpfat |
| .....Insanitarium |

| .....Vistatation |

| .....Gazinta |
| 2 Gazinta 4 4 Gazinta 8 |
| .....Dyslexalax |
| When a Woman Cant Decide Which Men To have Sex With First! |
| When I Catch That leprecon, Im Going To Get Me That Goad! |
| The Fat That Comes Out Around a Shoe! |
| Its Both Insane and, Unsanitary! |
| Things That Vista Does That Makes You Want To Kill Someone! |
| A Math Term! |
| The Inability To Decide Whether to Shit or Go Blind! |


| .....Flabberdisgustus |


| Being Both Overwhelmed and Disgusted at The Same Time. |
| .....Chillren |
| OMG! Get Him Away From Those Chillren! |

| .....Encroachapurchase |
| When Your Fat Ass Should Have to Buy 2 Tickets! |

| .....Gastro-verdict-a-reflux |
| When a Fucked-Up Past Verdict Comes Back to Haunt You! |

| .....Vee-see-are-ra |
| The Way Jesse Jackson Says VCR |


| .....Ignunt |
| The ignorant way of saying ignorant! |

| .....Noob |

| The Opposite of Pro! |
| .....Fruel |
| What a Hoopty Runs On! |
| .....Earl |
| A Lubricant! |

| .....Dangerumous |
| Unsafe! |


| ......Gynechiatry |

| Gynaecology for the Crazy! |
| .....Clusterfuck |

| You Know One When You See it! |

| .....Bumfuck |
| Its Way Out There! |
| .....Edjumacation |


| Its Best Learnt in Shcool! |
| .....Axe |
| When a Question is Posed! |

| .....Breastisis |

| They Run in Pairs! |
| .....Anothern |

| When "One More" Just Doesn't Say It! |
| .....Goot |
| Just Because Something is Goot Doesn't Make it Right! |
| .....Goot |
| .....Goot |


| .....Donkeypunch |
| May be illegal in some states, contact an attorney before busting a nut! |